Anchors aweigh, shiver my timbers and batten down the hatches. Charge Point is looking shipshape and bristol fashion in St Aubin’s Boat House. So whether you’ve pushed the boat out on a posh meal upstairs, or are three sheets to the wind after a lively evening downstairs, you can dock your flagging phone in a Charge Point. Simply walk the plank (downstairs to the toilets), moor up (plug your phone into a spare cabinet), drop your doubloons (insert £1 coin), lock (um, lock) and abandon ship (leave for half an hour) while it splices its mainbrace (powers up).

*Sorry. We couldn’t resist. Bonus points to anyone who spots the least obvious nautical reference.